Friday, August 2, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Friday, June 28, 2013
The Funniest Thing Happened...
Today while Matt, Searra, Chris and I were watching this video...
Chris freaked out and dropped his coffee on Searra and the floor.
I cried.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
Friday, June 21, 2013
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Birthday Cake Martini
1.5 ounces vanilla vodka
1.5 ounces cranberry juice
1/2 ounce champagne
Rim glass with Sprinkles.
Combine vodka and cranberry juice in an ice shaker, half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into glass. Top with Champagne. Drop in cherry. Yell, "Surprise! Happy Fucking Birthday!" Enjoy.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Monday, June 17, 2013
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Jumpsuits
Matching ones for you, Searra and me.
Like we wouldn't rock the shit out of these with sky high glitter heels and a sense of entitlement.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Brain Party
Feed them jello brain...
..and have lots of ice.
..and have lots of ice.
For Jordan and his brain party get-up.
I said brain party not Brian party.
Story Time.
Last week Matt, Searra, Joel & I went to lunch. We went to the Farmers Market and sat where we normally sit, in the open area by the bar. (I would have said by the Jambalaya place, but I knew you would know for sure where the bar is.) So, we got Korean food, Joel got Monsieur Marcel and were eating and talking. Joel taught us the best term. Joel, "Do you know the female term for 'douche bag'?"
Wait for it...
"Baguette"
And when Gavin told me he liked the baguette... that's when I thought, he's got a long way to go before he starts liking baguettes.
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Wait for it...
"Baguette"
And when Gavin told me he liked the baguette... that's when I thought, he's got a long way to go before he starts liking baguettes.
CLICK HERE FOR URBAN DICTIONARY'S DEFINITION.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Monday, June 10, 2013
How To Cover A Brain Surgery Scar: Helpful Hints By Bjork
1. Rainbow pom poms.
2. Beaded face curtain.
3. A giant blue clam shell. (ruffles optional)
4. Circus afro.
5. A funny face.
6. Feather ear-cuffs.
7. Tin foil fascinator.
8. Liquid metal.
9. Long braids.
10. Origami.
11. Pink fur.
12. Boom box.
13. Scare people from looking at your scar with a big white bear.
14. Graphics.
15. Green slime and big rainbow glasses.
16. A geisha get-up.
17. Furry mittens and a shovel of dirt.
18. Rhinestones.
19. Tulle.
20. Rhinestones AND tulle.
21. Face-paint, crocheted jumpsuit and fire.
22. And if none of that works... have Kristen Wiig play you.
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