Monday, June 10, 2013

How To Cover A Brain Surgery Scar: Helpful Hints By Bjork

1. Rainbow pom poms.

2. Beaded face curtain.

3. A giant blue clam shell. (ruffles optional)

4. Circus afro.

5. A funny face.

6. Feather ear-cuffs.

7. Tin foil fascinator.

8. Liquid metal.

9. Long braids.

10. Origami. 

11. Pink fur.

12. Boom box.

13. Scare people from looking at your scar with a big white bear.

14. Graphics.

15. Green slime and big rainbow glasses.

16. A geisha get-up.

17. Furry mittens and a shovel of dirt.

18. Rhinestones.

19. Tulle.

20. Rhinestones AND tulle.

21. Face-paint, crocheted jumpsuit and fire.


22. And if none of that works... have Kristen Wiig play you.




















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